aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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