i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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