last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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