Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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