I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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