My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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