They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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