You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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