Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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