no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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