Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
How external is "for external use only"?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
