I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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