As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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