So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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