there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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