nut hugger
My balls are so social today.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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