I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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