you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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