Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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