if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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