I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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