kristin has been a bad kristin
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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