Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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