Do vagina's smell?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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