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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I swear to god he's a one man village people.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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(720): View more from Colorado

then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid

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