Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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