alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
home. puking in laundry basket.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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