How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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