My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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