so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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