Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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