Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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