I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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