going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Couch. On fire.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize