i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
the liver wants what the liver wants
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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