did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
