when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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