I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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