I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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