I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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