oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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