I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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