Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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