I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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