its not stalking. its research.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
