i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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