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• (719): View more from Colorado

  never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?

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  You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.

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  you didn't get her number why?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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• (936): View more from Texas

  He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.

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• (805): View more from California

  I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.

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