Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.