if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she looked like the before picture.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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