I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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