WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
