My girlfriend figured out who you are.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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