So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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