I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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