I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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